Is it really that hard??

Dude i want someone...

who laughts at my jokes..

and makes me smile every day a thousand times,

with simple things like a stupid joke

or even a dumb observation of a daily fact.

I want someone who loves me for who i am...

that hugs me everytime i get mad or feel sad,

even if its his fault.

I want someone who takes me to the most boring movie ever

and make it all worth it, cause he couldnt stop sharing dumb comments about the voice of the main character.

I want someone who says to me you are so pretty when you get mad.. and really means it!!! REALLY REALLY MEANS IT!

I want someone to share my stupid thoughts of how i feel like i dont exist in a weird paradox from present to past, and that i think we all are a dream of someone else, like an extraterestrial mini-bug or something like that! :S

I want someone who says "youre so weird, but then again so am i!" and then we both laught and kissed like if it wasnt gonna end...

I want someone who sticks with me in the hard times, and that has the courage to say "dude were fucked!, but hey! im right here beside you and aint moving...."

I want someone to sleep with me in spooning mode, and that makes me feel so safe and comfy that no vampire could come and get me trough the night!

I want someone that hears and remembers everything i say (or most of it), and really pays attention, even when i have word vomit!

I want someone thats smart enough to hold a chat for hours and hours, without thinking, "dude when is she gonna take her shirt off?"

I want someone who loves me like anybody has ever loved me before, that stays with me forever and swears to protect me, and never let me go no matter what...

...and then i promise if i find him... i will do too...

Are you really that hard to find? where are you now?